The Good Ship Prometheus, A Few Years Later
[…is out in deep space, staffed by 16 cryosleeping crewmembers and an android butler named David. David is bored. No one has ever been as bored as David is bored, right now, for two years and counting. He sits there day after day and flicks lint off sleeping scientists and plays basketcycle in the empty gym and eats robot chow because that is a thing and touches up his roots while watching Lawrence of Arabia on an infinite loop and browses Shaw’s dreams with the very latest in creeper technology. Boredom will now be measured in millidavids, and one millidavid is the most bored you have ever been in your entire life, like watching paint dry all day in a doctor’s waiting room while on hold with your cable company.]
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David made Prometheus for me.
This is a spoiler, but you will not get this unless you’ve seen the film. I didn’t, but now I do.
(via fassaddicted)
Michael Fassbender and Charlize Theron being silly on the set of Prometheus.
Let’s just take a moment to talk about how he is not fucking joking. Also: where the hell is this from?!
(via quiddie)
