‘Angel’ — Writing This While Watching
THIS IS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE!
So, I’m watching this because of Michael Fassbender. The girl Angel — award for most ironic name — is the most horrid of creatures. [This is not an opinion on the actress, she plays this wretched beast masterfully.] I almost didn’t make it to his appearance. I’m glad I stuck it out though because, he is the seriously best part of this entire
piece of shit film. But to reiterate… IT’S TERRIBLE! Michael Fassbender is playing this guy who is A. an asshole. B. a man-whore. I mean this because the title character is his sugar mama. This is an oversimplification, but not really. He hates this woman… I guess he loves her, but he cannot stand her. She’s trying to change him. It’s all very bad. It’s so bad, it’s like a parody. Is it a parody? No. I think this is supposed to be serious. IT’S SO FUCKING BAD. Even the greatness that is Fass cannot save this.
- There are parts that are LESS terrible.
- I think Inglorious Basterds might be the only film in which we don’t see Fassbender’s glorious ass.
Everything on down is probably a spoiler if you care enough to want to watch this unspoiled.